Lust over Desire

Mohawk? Fauxhawk? not...?

2009-09-05T02:31:00.001+08:00

I wanna get a mohawk or fauxhawk badly..
but should I?

Kids nowadays, getting more and more creative

2009-08-07T11:28:00.003+08:00

A friend of mine send me this mail, which I find it interesting yet funny to read:.

CONTENT WARNING! - This blog content is objectional. Readers may find this post racist or facist or whatever you call it. If you proceed, we won't bother you to confirm restricted content for the rest of this session.
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NO MORE 5C'S BUT NEW 5B'S:

I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's!:
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K's
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's! And 5K's for Singaporeans now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent....

Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysia's Malays 'practice' to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

Gutterpost blocked

2009-08-03T22:08:00.003+08:00

Any ip address from Malaysia trying to enter gutterpost will be blocked.

I've got no words to describe Malaysia's typical Malaysian way of thinking.. good but true news and facts are supposed to be known to the nation right?

Although the scandalous part is abit excessive for some people to take it, but oh well,
padan muka orang yang berani mengerja syahwat camwhoring dari semua segi dan rupa.

eh, what am i blabbing about? lol i dont understand myself.
oh well,
the site is blocked because of embarrassing things that have been posted of several government officials in the country.

anyway just click this proxy link to type the address and view gutterpost =D
ENJOY!

Easy Money?

2009-07-31T17:32:00.007+08:00

I received a mail from this guy, saying he that he would need my help to make the transaction successful and in order not to get caught, he wants to transfer the money to my account and I have to transfer 60% to him and I will keep the 40%, some shit like that..

This is the screen shot of the mail.

I replied:

He replied:

What happen next? LOL

what a susah punya scam..

continue play along with him?

Month of June

2009-07-06T19:22:00.002+08:00

Routine:

Monday - work (9am to 6pm), tv (8pm to 10.30pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Tuesday - work (9am to 6pm), tv (8pm to 10.30pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Wednesday - work (9am to 6pm), tv (8pm to 10.30pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Thursday - work (9am to 6pm), tv (8pm to 10.30pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Friday - work (9am to 6pm), tv (8pm to 10.30pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Saturday - work (11am to 9pm), mamak (11pm to 12pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Sunday - work (11am to 9pm), mamak (11pm to 12pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Tell me about it =.=

Prize Winning Week

2009-06-30T20:32:00.004+08:00

Last Saturday and Sunday was a hell of a weekend I never experienced. Fly fm organized a 24hours non stop gaming tournament in Cineleisure Damansara.
I was suprised when I registered myself in the morning; they are playing TEKKEN 5 DARK RESURRECTION!

sry its bit blur

My group of friends and I always playing it using PSP in Desaria(college's apartment) almost every day for the past 6 months. I was quite nervous at first because among my friends I played with, I'm one of the lousiest.

I played 1st round, won easily, 2 perfecto games.
i was using a character named Lili and no one uses it at first.
Basil went "ternganga" watching my 1st round match and he goes fury with his mic infront of his lips and speak out loud saying "HEY! WATCH OUT OF THIS GUY HERE! HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING! JASON SONG!"
I was like wtf and i said to him "HEY NOT ME!, I'M JONATHAN'S APPRENTICE"
He goes again "WATCH OUT FOR THIS 2 GUYS HERE!"
somethign like that lol.

1st round ended and we observed almost all players playing and no one is as good as our mates back in Desaria, especially the guy named Izzad aka Alwee.

ironicly, after the 1st round, alot of players is using Lili.. DARN, and all of them are freshies is this game, NOOBIES!

Jon and I was quite confident to win that grand prize rm10k cash, but too bad, I lost in the semi finals and Jon lost in the finals.

Wait, I've got explaination for my losing : the controller was cuckoo!~~~I pressed teh movement button, she attacks. I press the button X, she graples. I press the button O and X, power charged.
WTH... must be the wireless controller.

oh well, there are more stories through out the day but at least I won some goodies, RM125 cash, tgv tickets. etc...

Me . Hunny Madu

Me . Hafiz

Me. Jules

Me . Basil . Jon

Yesterday I was out with James for dinner at KFC (Tesco) and somehow Red fm booth is infront of the KFC restaurant. They were having some games going on there.
We did not even bother the booth and even complaint that they were noisy and so on.

We were eating halfway and they were playing some games where you have to guess the title and the artist of the song they played to win some stuff..

They started off with Enrique Iglasias - Do you know (the ping pong song). No one answered.. and I straight ran out of the restaurant to the booth....and answered of course.
My hand was still oily eating chicken, still holding on to the crispy skin.

I tought I can win some goodie stuff and ciao from there amd continue my chicken.. but they asked me to stay there and continue with some games, and I did.

Total of 5 contestants including me were suppose to continue name-the-song game and win some albums, goodies and BUFFET DINNER VOUCHER WORTH RM200 at RENAISSANCE HOTEL!

out of 5 songs played to me, I know all the song's name but I do not know 3 of the song's artist..
Thank god for James's apperance behind the crowd, signaling + hinting + etc helped me won the dinner ticket!

there's also a The Calling album inside the goodie but I passed it to Jon.

and, James and I signup for the lucky draw for RM10K cash prize at the same event.!

HOW MANY 10K'S COMPETITION WERE THERE IN A WEEK?

who is the lucky girl who wants to date me to this wonderful 5star hotel dinner? =)

buffet dinner for 2 =)))

Facts of Life

2009-06-20T19:30:00.002+08:00

It's not the fault of the student if
he/she fails,
because a year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you
know
Sundays are for rest.
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Days left 313.
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2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather
is very hot
and difficult to study.
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Days left 263.
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3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
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Days left 141.
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4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for
health)
means 15 days.
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Days left 126.
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5. 2 hours daily for food & other
delicacies & chewing properly
swallowi ng) -
means 30days.
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Days left 96.
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6. 1 hour for talking
(human is a social animal) - means 15
days.
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Days left 81.
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7. Exam days - per year at least 35
days.
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Days left 46.
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8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival
(holiday s) - 40
days.
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Days left 6.
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9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
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Days left 3.
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10. Movies and functions- at least 2
days.
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1 day left.
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11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that
day?!?!?!?!? !?!

Balance =0
'How can a student pass ?????'

Priscilia

2009-05-25T15:36:00.004+08:00

Today is the day where my Priscilia passed away

I was still happily fondling it in the morning
Whispering to her
Play her buttons
And keeping holding her comfortably by my side
but
When i enter the classroom just
She passed out, and died
No breath
I tried to "wake" her up
Slapping her
Throwing her to the ground
Free falling
THREE TIMES!
Her skirt tore
Her bra came off
Her granny panties fell off
and
Her nipples drop
but
There is still no breath

oh well

I guess all I can do is
Assemble back the fallen parts and glue back her nipples.
and say
Sayonara Pris
=(

Full-time Labour

2009-05-18T20:17:00.004+08:00

Full time labour for the past week till now, hope it pays off..
demi Design 101 yg kian membosankan
=.=

Cheer Up!

2009-05-11T22:28:00.004+08:00

When you need a kleenex

To wipe your tears

I have one

When you need

A hand to hold

I have one

When you need an ear

To listen to you

I have one

When you need a

Great big hug

I have one

When you need a friend

For anything

You have one

yet

I've lived through your pains

And I'm sure you can survive it too

为什么 ??????

2009-03-28T21:52:00.002+08:00

为什么 ??????

means

WHYY?????
in chinese

i dont know why fabesaa had to take the retard photo of us, instead there is another nicer picture of us in facebook
*the author said that he got it from fb*

WHY THIS RETARD ONE!

well I wont say this pic is perfect,
BUT DEFINATELY IS BETTER TO BE POSTED PUBLIC!!!!

I'm so damn sure the author post the other pic on purpose..
Damn!

The Bing Bing

2009-03-19T22:35:00.004+08:00

My Baby.. well, some people call her Dimmy, started bing bing today

bing bing.. i wonder what that is?

I learnt that word from this big butt-ed girl named Cynthea Louis
bing-bing = period = time of the month = PMS

p/s: hey Cyn, yr name is posted here now.. gonna be famous to anyone who reads this lol

when ever she flickers and swaggss her butt, there goes the white-tiled floor

=.=

Baby Dimmy

Irony of Gutteruncensored

2009-03-16T20:20:00.003+08:00

What happened to gutteruncensored now?

It was up already, but now closed down again?
Malaysian is full of s**t

Sorry to say I'm a Malaysian too but I'm not satisfied with the way they run things

and also how the police officers wears "Saya Anti Rasuah" tag, pinned on their uniform

but actually it was photoshop edited
It's before was "SAYA NANTI RASUAH"

I might have pictures and videos taken by myself, police officers wearing the HUGE anti-rasuah tag receiving bribe from the car driver(inside his car), slitting in few pieces of RM10 notes into the officers logbook.
saying "lain kali jangan buat lagi yeah"
it means "don't do it again, yeah"
wth is the "yeah" for, in a soft mensturasing, orgasmic manner =.=

guess that's their favourite line to show how "caring" they are
but I'm lazy to browse though my files
kantoi
lawl?

THAT is just one of the
owh, gutteruncensored is up again
right when I was about to end this post, it's viewable again
long-live-the gutter
=D

Mother of All Buffalo Whore Clan Strikes

2009-03-14T01:52:00.006+08:00

I just saw that my blog's url was mentioned in lowyat's forum.

by this "happy4ever" smoochoom GIGANTIC BUFFALO MOMO LALA-FIED WHORE.
"am i cute? Kiss me, Pout me."

She says that I will be in ISA soon and i will

Who da hell is this MOMO anyway??

Dear MOMO,
before you crictic about someone's post, i suggest you to look into the mirror and tell yourself what you see.
Write it down in your diary or something,
Snap a picture or camwhore for ONLY ONE PHOTO,
Publish it in the internet,
and
ask for public rating

LEVEL E+ WHORE!

you should educate yourself or attend classes for "Society and Culture 101" somewhere or anywhere by Chow Kit Street

well,
TOO-SHAY!

thanks to "delon85" and "bilabong" from lowyat forum to shut this MOMO up her fanny

delon85, bilabong.. continue support gutter all the way
=D

Gong Li and Her Camel(toe)

2009-03-13T23:46:00.001+08:00

Watch this

This gay bastard thinks that he is so bimbotic, qualified to sing this song dedicating it to Gong Li and her Camel

1k in one day? wow

2009-03-12T18:50:00.002+08:00

I've only 10.2k viewers from my blog since the last i checked

around 2am last night..

but now.,

WOW!

1k plus in just few hours

i dont even know what's so nice to view from my blog..

oh well

=D

1:54 am

2009-03-12T01:57:00.004+08:00

1:54 am chat..

veronica asked to wait, saying "u wait"

it feels like "$&^%&^%* STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!! *&%&*%"
no?

Peyman aka Hymen is admiring porn flicks, and desiring to be in their shoes (lesbian actions)
good dreams peyman..
good luck too =D

Najib's Son - rich and powerful?

2009-03-10T21:05:00.004+08:00

The Sons of Malaysia's Rich and Powerful Politicians

let me try post this up... will they block my blog too?
LMAO

Source: www.GutterUncensored.com

Hey Malaysia, we are stilling waiting for more of those leaked racy photos of Elizabeth Wong. But until then lets check out these photos that were first sent to the GutterUncensored@yahoo.com back in October 2008. They didn't seem too scandalous to be posted on this blog but it turns out they do show some illegal activities going on by the sons of people peeople. These pictures show the son of Nazri Aziz and the son of Seri Najib enjoying themselves womanizing and boozing it up. These guys are the sons of big time politicians in Malaysia so the Malaysian fans of the GutterUncensored.com have been sending in these pictures for some time now. The Najib kid seem to be drunk as hell 50% of the time but that Anak Nazri dude seem like he is constantly wasted. Muslim laws in the country seem to apply differently for different classes of people. Because I do think alcohol and womanizing is strictly illegal under Sharia law. Luckily these guys are rich and politically connected so bring on the sluts and the wine. Fuck, these dudes might one day grow up to rule the country but they might want to keep the great life style instead. If I were these guys I would be doing the same shit including making my girlfriend make out with other girls when I am not fucking those other girls. But one do wonder what Sharia law has to say about threesomes and girl on girl kissing lesbo action and unmarried relations. BTW, are these dudes swapping girlfriends or what? Click on pictures to enlarge.

Source: http://www.GutterUncensored.com

Send more pictures of this or another scandal to GutterUncensored@yahoo.com, your identity will be protected.

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Thanks to two "Anonymous" and "Big Mac"

Gutterpost Closed..? AGAIN????

2009-03-10T19:38:00.005+08:00

i dont know whats the reason it's been closed down again now..
maybe its because of the post about Najib's son flirting and drinking around, humping some hot malay chicks?

darn..
politicians in malaysia suck ass and blow hard!

it's alternative link is now www.gutteruncensored.com

fabesaa

2009-03-05T17:14:00.002+08:00

Look who's the watak sampingan at the back row?

and the watak utama is our plane?

o.O

seems like Jehan and Gusti is enjoying the show

pics gotten from fabesaa.com

Wrestling

2009-03-04T00:23:00.003+08:00

Just watched this movie entitled Wrestling
and it sucked!
-unless you like tiny bouncing buddha's
=.=

Porn With Worm Inside Penis Shaft

2009-02-28T23:39:00.002+08:00

WTH!!??
people accessed to my blog through google-ing "porn with worm inside penis shaft"???
gosh!

click the image below to enlarge

screen shot from my blog's feed

Flying Egg - egg bombing

2009-02-27T20:45:00.013+08:00

I'm lazy to captionize every picture here

But what are we doing here was trying to design and built an egg transportation device
- transporting egg from point a to point b safely

Trials and tribulations that came between us (the groupmates) is all clearly described by the pictures and videos below

my group mates
Jon.Sze.Iza.Jas.Jack

BUT..... the launching day FAILED!
instead, our glider plotted a "bomb" on someone's shoulder, 0:15 - 0:16 LOL!

Accident

2009-02-25T17:08:00.002+08:00

Some korean bugger bang my butt today.
Butt i mean my car's rear
Suprisingly my car has no damage.. maybe a scratch perhaps??
The only "damage" was, Jon's phone slipped from his hand and dropped somewhere.

and he BANG ME TWICE!!!!

buthen, his front was terribly damaged, bumper hanging, hood compressed inwards, kepala keretanya telah diserap masuk dalam, macam kepala kura-kura

L-O-L??

lesson : never speed in rain

The Rempits aka Love Bugs

2009-02-23T18:16:00.008+08:00

1st day of college.. hmm...
had lunch with Jon, Ernie and Noreen and guess what???
went rempit-ing after lunch LOL

nthg much to say bout this, just enjoying the photos of
gushing through the air turbulance?

sorry for not able to capture nice angle pictures.. most of it are close ups

p/s : being the driver, wouldn't get much of poser-pics or angle shots =(
kalaulah noreen biarkan rambutnya terbelalai-lelai-elai..lol

School Starts!!!

2009-02-23T04:17:00.001+08:00

I will have to wake up at 7 plus later for breakfast with Jon and Justin (J3's outing) , but what am i doing now?
cant sleep sial...

Hope so the new semester's chicks are "chicks", meant to be fried and eaten.. the mature chicks.. not HENS! or COcKs!

Had learnt my lesson too, not to step yr feet or let a single strand of hair enter the KILLSWITCH KAMIKAZE territory. Some people do get what I meant tho =)

People especially Debbie would be really happy for me =D
(Deb, if you are reading this.. S******es more! ) lol

Allison Sayang =D

2009-02-20T22:09:00.004+08:00

Allison who?

Allison my Baby!

I bought my first guitar today and yes, i named her Allison!

Some of my friends have been asking me with full sexsited-semangat curiosity,who is she and all but I jus answered them "Allison la, lol?"

guys, meet Allison

This sales person named C3 attended me.. yes i said C3, brother of CJ7 i guess?
I've eyed on this Oscarschmidt Washburn elec-acoustic guitar for quite some time already(my last visit was before CNY but sadly there is only display unit available that time

This C3 guy said to me that he ordered 2 more of this guitar and its at the back of his storeroom.. (is he really that nice?)
ohwell, and so he brought me the guitar

New guitars are not in tuned yet, so Jon was trying to tune the guitar for me -this can be considered my Allison's virginity is taken away by him (first touch gone)

Don't know why he passed the guitar to me, of course I try to tune it after that. I forgotten this guitar comes with tuner too.

I tune and tune, and when it comes to the last string, SNAPPP!!!!
=cuts my hand=

cut on my hand

Well, guess after all I'm the one who broke her hymen but Jon took her virginity away instead of me?
what am i saying here?
LOL

Oscarschmidt by Washburn OG2CE

Acoustic/Electric Cutaway
Active EQ system
Dreadnought style
High gloss finish
Select spruce top
Catalpa sides & back
Standard X Bracing
Rosewood Fingerboard
Mahogany Neck
Fully adjustable truss rod
Chrome die cast tuners
Lifetime warranty

Gutterpost Revived! =)

2009-02-20T08:00:00.002+08:00

Its all because of Elizabeth Wong thingy, that caused gutterpost to shut down.. wth?

It's not entirely shut down, but moved to another url..

click www.GutterUncensored.com

that is the new url for Gutterpost =D

thanks for the comment in my previous post

Gutterpost Shutting Down?

2009-02-20T01:18:00.004+08:00

the sadness of all mankind

why is this happening
this is one of my leisure surfing site sial...

Noreen

2009-02-19T19:22:00.007+08:00

well, if you are wondering why my title is "Noreen", she asked me to blog the post about today with her name in it.. since my creativity senses are out of stock, i shall just name this post, NOREEN

I was with Noreen and Ernie at Noreen's hostel, help her transport her stuff from her car to her room, "unpack her clothes"?? wth lol

anyway while I was with them doing Noreen's "chores".. uncountable crazie stuff occured unexpectedly..

guess what's that?

what's what??

Girl Fight!
ass spanking, slapping the puppies?? LOL cant imagine huh?

but my hand wasn't fast enough to flip over my phone and SNAP!
gawddeymit!

what was in my camera was...

Summer Gum Collection 09'

Ernie's
(lol kecik molek comel gyler~~)

Noreen's

MINE!

she went emo after that, lying on bed stonning..
god knows why

split second after that,
tadaaa!!!!
"aku nk sembahayang.. x nak tinggal dah sem ni"
something like that
"the red handky represents her tudung"

Noreen pulak peace-ing when she's unpacking?
she wasn't posing for the camera.. I just took the pic accidentally
she must have knocked her head too hard somewhere during the Cat Fight

Well, thats the 3 muskeeteers?
I wonder

Multiracial Double Date "DD" =D

2009-02-18T20:06:00.006+08:00

I was in KLCC first before the other 3 arrived..

Then came the 2 fling couples
who calls each other "darling"
Zeehan . Vinoad

And then here comes my date for the day,
Nina . Jason

finished our lunch and straight head to the Apartments for Tea Time baby

time to switch couple
sorry yeah V, i would want to borrow yr Girl for a moment LOL

Jason . Zeehan

Vinoad . Nina

Done with Double Dates,
now lets have a look at our multiracial family portrait
Nina(Iranian + Malay), Jason (Thai + Malay + Chinese), Vinoad (Brazillian + Indian), Zee (Malay + Chinese)

LOL

nah..
just another outing of us friends who used to study in the same college..

rather than double date, we call it multiracial-friends-of-leng luis-and-a leng chai-and-a stud (Thats me =D )

To All guys and SOME girls outhere

2009-02-18T03:44:00.004+08:00

A friend of mine gave me this site..

and this is what it's written in this page

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15 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR PENIS

1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

2. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.

3. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you're not.

4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

5. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.

6. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained. . . . Okay, we'll shut up now.

7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.

8. There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

9. An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?

11. Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better "semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the "scooping" mechanism of the penis's coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.

12. The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784 -- that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.

13. Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm -- and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.

14. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.

15. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.

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Freaky huh? Especially the 1st "fact"

Earthworm Jim

2009-02-16T16:57:00.005+08:00

Hmm, Cynthea, a girl from Monash University, has a very unique characteristic..
what ever she does or say, people were to sure laugh at her.
humorous girl huh?

Anyway I was chatting with her last night and I asked her if she wants to see some "cool" emoticon, which I just got it from a friend of mine...

She said "yeah show me"

and so I did

This is the one.
ok, don't harm your own eyes people, look away

and you know what she said?

"OH EARTH WORM!"

i was like wth? and i recalled what she drew on lecture notes back in Sunway...

and I still have a pic of her "drawing"

It's written there "jason the earthworm"

a clearer recon of the pic lol

the 2 buldge at the end of the worm was suppose to be it's butt

as she always calls me "Big Butt" and I called her "Big Boobs"

don't ask why =.=

I present to you........

Cynthea Louis
a perasanted girl lol

Happy V-ery Gay Day??

2009-02-14T05:08:00.007+08:00

I dont know why am i blogging about this...
maybe its because i cant sleep although I wake up early at around 11am (is that early?)

or maybe because I was "ditched".

another lonely V day..again..

it has been going around for weeks already.. whenever I sleep early before 12, I would wake up around 3 in the morning and do shits until 11am and sleep back.

And now i came across this guy Fix who suddenly blogs about random gay moments, and I'm in the picture!some gay talk shit.. wtf?

i was searching for some gay pictures on malaysiagayfinder.com and i found this..

wait, not this.. the 2 gals are the "angels"
they were my college mates btw

oh! i meant this!
dark-pink angel???
I was wearing a goddess pink ring on top of my head and a pair of pink wings at my back
too bad its a small sized pic
=.=

but nothing can compare to this right?

to the victim, I'm sorry...
wait, was that me again?

Ordinary Random Clubbers @ Maison

2009-02-12T23:33:00.007+08:00

Had a good news today from Zarra.. and guess what it is?
Our pic is posted online at Klubbers.net!

I'm cooler than you

Way to go girl! =)

Slumdog Millionaire

2009-02-11T20:40:00.004+08:00

I've jus watched this movie, and its real deal!

A Mumbai teen who grew up in the slums, becomes a contestant on the Indian version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" He is arrested under suspicion of cheating, and while being interrogated, events from his life history are shown which explain why he knows the answers

Freida Pinto

I would even accept seeing Freida Pinto in a bikini if no scantily clad or naked pictures are around.
Freida Pinto is a sexy Indian actress who originates from Mumbai, and she had some pretty hot pictures on the red carpet of the Golden Globes this year.

Check her out here

SPM LEVEL HOKKIEN EXAM PAPER

2009-02-11T17:16:00.003+08:00

Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)

Question:
Singalella why become rich ?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

EPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.'

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.'

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?'

So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.'

She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.'

Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.

Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.

zhia lat

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.

leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Lang

F9. Don't understand rating.

kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

nabeh....

2009-02-10T15:43:00.002+08:00

i was playing Pokemon Diamond untill 3 plus in the morning.

YES...I said POKEMON!
=.=

I was gancheong-ing defeating the gym leader, mana tau tiba-tiba bo tin..wth?? I didn't even save the game yet!

I thought it's gonna come back anytime soon, but when I checked, fuse bakar.. knn!
sweating like hell the whole night cant even sleep, unfortunately it only got repaired around 7 plus later..

Natalie Portman Uncensored

2009-02-10T02:02:00.002+08:00

Now this is something =)

jinx-taposed

2009-01-31T12:42:00.002+08:00

two words
-bad night-

poor four little elephants

three spastic-fied

two fair-ladies

one arangcock
one nathan
one SURVIVOR

House Visiting Transfusion

2009-01-29T18:20:00.003+08:00

4th day of Chinese New Year..

This is our house visiting route map

panjang -> hitam -> pokemon -> sow -> tun hao -> jojo -> tsai shen yeh -> ???

had our pokiauu session

the freakos of pokiauuness

keng kai session

groupcamwhore session
tsai shen yeh scratching his head for more angpow??

this is what I've collected so far..

more yet to come =)

Angpow!~

2009-01-28T02:04:00.002+08:00

Got my 1st Angpow from Melvin today (2nd visit)

yay?

guess this is one of the bad part of getting older - lesser angpows

=(

Wohooo!!! My 9800GT Baby.!!

2009-01-25T00:26:00.005+08:00

Yeah! Bought Gigabyte 9800GT today and installed it not long ago

Gigabyte 9800GT

Well, lets see what's inside that box

Remove my temporary card, 6600LE

Install my new Baby!!

First stop, Fall Out 3 Baby!!!

Abang Roy's 22nd =)

2009-01-22T00:40:00.005+08:00

Jit said to meet up at Alamanda at 11 morning, padahal she is the one who left house after 12 noon and had me and Jon waited for 2 hours like sohai's.
Well, we are supposed to give Ariff a suprise, but rather this Jit is the one giving us suprise with her new Bob Headed Hair.

Noreen . Jit aka Bob

Jit's Boy, Ariff the man of the day

Teng Fu flirting with the girl opposite him (chech out his hamsap face)

Now this is some retard pic with retard hair :S

Lily . Ernie
pretty huh :DDDDD

oh, this pic you can roughly see how our sittings like LOL
who is opposite who again?

the hosts and event supporters

the hosts, event supporters and the One audience

Today was suppose to be Ariff's special day, but somehow Noreen grab the attention and be the SPECIAL one again.

Her accent changed : more lovely, more motherly.. i guess
but what changed most was her phonetics - there's always a "-th" sound in almost every word
e.g. :
pisang = pisunk/pithangk
jason song = jasthon sthong
(these are the 2 frequent words i heard today)
haha you wouldn't feel funny as a reader here but if you are listening to her speaking,
GOSH! ROFL WOFF WOFFFF ROARRR!!!
lol

this pisunk/pithangk girl blogged bout today tho.
HERE

Burung Jackson Tua, Tinggal di Jendela

2009-01-17T02:57:00.002+08:00

Happy 21st Birthday to Jackson (Mr. Mawhawk-ex)

Sorry no picture but went to his party
and suprisingly is his mom and aunt who entertained us (me and Jon) more lol
communicating with cantonese lagi..
i mana paham??

Only once that I joined Jackson's table (playing Texas poker with beer)

but the interesting part is,
after singing the birthday song, his aunt kinda sabo his face with the cream.. dont know how it became a CAKE FIGHT

everyone is chasing everyone but I was just standing still watching the circus lol
but somehow dont know why Jon was standing hiding smirking behind my butt and jackson BULLS EYED me with just one cake throw. I call it (The People's cake Elbow)

I bent my head downwards quickly as I can see the meshes of the cake flying screaming towards my face! And i straight ran out of the area to the road side

WTH
my whole shirt and my pants, MY HAIR is covered with chocolate and cream!
and that was suppose to hit Jon but he is behind of me! ish

-went to the bathroom, tooko of my filthy shirt and washed my hair.
-wore jackson's Timberland shirt after that (it fits me well)

mean while....
Jackson was still outside.. someone smacked a big piece of cake to his face!
He stonned with his white creamed face. Just like this ". . . . . . . . "

Jon immediately take another piece and smacked his face from the back LOL
nice move
but Jackson still stonned there and not moving ". . . . . . . ."

after 10 seconds of stonning and silence, he turned his head around (ALL WHITE CREAM COVERED)
and said "WOO DA HERLL DID DIS OO MEE??""
but jon said "don't know, yr mom maybe?"

Jackson straight went running towards his mom and smacks the cake at her back of her head

LOL

Lawatan

2009-01-15T18:33:00.006+08:00

Had a road trip to Mantin to meet some friends of my grandpa, I'm only a driver.
Take my chance to call Ernie chill around and yeah, she pick me up from Mantin with this fabulous Wolkswagon Eos.
Imagine a chick drives her sports car and park right infront of you and say "Hunk, wanna hop in?"
UGA UGA UGA SHAGA!!!!
Thats the feeling ! lol
Oh and she brought her cousin, Moon along.

Precious Baby

Moon.Ernie
Had lunch at Dominos

We invited ourselves to Noreen's (Non) house and Wow! Nice landscape out there girl.

Yes! the funny face with the green shirt is Noreen.
Click the picture to enlarge, and zoom to her face lol
damn, jealousy's building up in me seeing her much much MUCH FAIRER than I am!

"Konon potret keluarga lah ni. Hah iye, aku paling pendek dan gemok. Tayah bagitau."
quoted by Noreen

anyway, This hamsap Noreen embeded some flowers with BALLS at her garden
Aint it cute ? KAWAII lol

Ernie converted her car while we are leaving Non's.

Oh yeah! Sexy mobile. I wasn't thinking straight of taking pic of the whole car
(was too excited bout the car)
-jakun-

But ish, Non blogged bout today before I do.Click here to view the post. Bomb me somemore.
Is ok tho.
read this Non! lol
Hamsap Noreen planting the balls tree. Did you buy it at Batang ~~Besar~~ Benar?

Untitled

2009-01-14T19:52:00.003+08:00

I can honestly say
That I never, ever, ever felt this way
Your lips, your eyelashes, your skin
These are the parts of your body
That cause my comatose to begin

Unusuals of Mid Valley

2009-01-14T01:09:00.004+08:00

I was in Mid Valley today and guess what I saw?

Spotted! A girl with nice dress but paired with Nike Dunk?
What you call that again? La-la? In Mid Valley?
hmmm..

SHIT she turned around while I was snapping her pic =S
Busted.

She is actually a friend of mine who works there and she changed her heels during her break time.. but why green dunk of all shoes you have? LOL. Get a black one next time.
*hope she doesnt read my blog*

And this?? In Mid Valley? It's a food court at LG!
lol damn stuffy and hot inside!
never knew Mid Valley is this LOW standard, still.

ASSICONS

2009-01-12T20:59:00.000+08:00

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

2009 Scandal Opening

2009-01-12T03:10:00.005+08:00

The scandalous pictures of Zhang Zi Yi have spread like wildfire on Chinese speaking websites becoming the first sex scandal photo-gate of 2009. These photos come a year after the Edison Chen photo scandal, when the Hong Kong-based actor's collection of intimate shots with various female stars shock the Chinese entertainment industry last January.

happily paktoh-ing

she seems to be feeling insecure taking off her bra here..

OMG is that guy looking at me with his camera?

Oh yes I am, instead I'm having clear view of your crack now

WTH, get a room!

Wanna see more small A Cup boobies of hers? Click HERE
(couldn't afford to put too many exposed pics here)

ADIDAS?

2009-01-12T02:41:00.003+08:00

Seorang gadis yang bersuamikan pemain basket ball sedang berdebar-debar menantikan malam pertama setelah pesta pernikahannya.
Selepas pesta selesai mereka pun masuk bilik.Si suami terus membuka seluruh pakaiannya.

Apabila bajunya terbuka, si isteri melihat sebuah tattoo bertuliskan "Reebok" di dada suaminya.Si suami pun menerangkan bahawa tattoo tersebut dibuat sewaktu ia menjalani kontrak sebagai model iklan produk tersebut.

Tiba-tiba si suami membuka seluar panjangnya,maka terlihat satu lagi tatto lambang "Nike" di pahanya. Si suami pun menjelaskan hal yang sama kepada isterinya.

Akhirnya setelah semuanya terbuka, Si isteri melihat tattoo bertuliskan "AIDS" pada 'anu' si suami.
Dengan ketakutan si isteri menanyakan tattooo tersebut. Namun dengan tenangnya si suami menjawab :
" Tenang Sayang... tulisan itu bukan bererti sesuatu yang menakutkan. Teruslah pegang..."
Setelah si anunya tegang dan memanjang maka tulisan AIDS menjadi 'ADIDAS'...

API! API!

2009-01-11T12:06:00.005+08:00

Yesterday was an annual dinner for some company named API

Dont know what it stands for but I was thinking of some fire brigade shit but I thought of something better, "All-rounder Prostitute Institution" (API)

API

I think when there is real fire break out, everyone will think that it's one of their performance or something. Ended up there will be 300 Satay Bakar at the end of the ceremony lol

No wonder the menu is quite different. Even the shark fins are served in individual bowl.
(to avoid STD's)
sorry for the blurr pic

Finally got my chance to have my breakfast+lunch+dinner after work.. around 12.30am i guess?
yeah! only a vanilla cone for me lol.
bought YT a choc top and by looking at the way she eats it, I can conclude that she's no ordinary gal (because real girls will know how to eat ice-cream tidy-ly and so on)
all her choc dripping to her cone, mouth covered with smudges of choc...
haiz..
(couldnt get those pics coz right after I took this pic, my phone died..)

Translation

2009-01-10T03:31:00.000+08:00

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH:

That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software

joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:

Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang

gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang

pelanggan..

Now you know...WHY...LOL

WattaHeLL?????

2009-01-09T16:30:00.003+08:00

My dog, Baby, a female is supposed to be humped by other male dogs but instead..

SHE DOGGY STYLE ME!
AT MY LEG!

wattahell!??

i move away my leg and then she start to lick her p***y!

wattahell wattahell wattahell!!!!!????

my bitch, Baby

"Razer" Mouse Pads Anyone?

2009-01-09T12:31:00.005+08:00

Guess this month will be BooBiEs MoNTh huh?

Have you ever see or feel the foam based puppies mouse pad ? (does this name even exist)

Check out the hotties =)

Tired of boobs?

How bout about buttocks??

DaMn....

To: Ms. Gorgeous

2009-01-08T04:26:00.006+08:00

Dear Gorgeous,

If you are reading this, hopefully you do realize this post below is about YOU

Your guy do abuse you

That makes him a "lover" and a fighter

He puts his mask on when he is infront of you, physically and MENTALLY

And you are already tired of all this nonsense

You do NOT enjoy while you are with him

Because you DON'T love him!

Yes! You DON'T LIKE him either!

So free yourself from such HeLL and gain FREEDOM

but it doesn't mean that you wanna be

THIS!
I will slam your head to the ground, knock your head to the dunks, BONDAGE you if its the only way to get your senses back =)

Lets Get It Implant

2009-01-07T16:20:00.004+08:00

Who likes tattoo?
-Tattooing chicks?
-Tattooing boobs?

Doesn't it looks boring if it's a pretty tattoo on a flat surface?
Make the parts alive yo!

Does the boobs looks better now?
Yeah it does!

but overall the tattooed hand totally SUCKED!

La Brasseire

2009-01-06T17:26:00.005+08:00

Have you ever seen girls wearing bras that are made out of diamonds?
If you dont, now you will

normal transparent metal bra?

oh! lutsinar! :S

I don't know where did the people see diamond in this bra, but they called it Diamond Bra

What if you see women by the beach wearing some funny bra?
Funny as in....

THIS!~~~

nice cupping

this looks abit retarded tho

but this looks comfortable, giving "secure comfort" to the wielder LOL

Wanna learn more about various cup sizes and also the differences?
click here for Bra Codes =)

Kasi Minah Basuh!

2009-01-05T20:54:00.005+08:00

to all guys out there, when you shop for jeans, make sure you see that label at the back of your jeans!

its a NORM tho =D

Banquet Waiter Pt.3

2009-01-05T01:23:00.006+08:00

Third time working as a waiter here..

Lets have a closer look at the back drop of the stage

Avlin Ter <3 Fanny Mah

Well, the names are better than yesterdays but "Avlin" is a unique name huh?I've never heard of it anywhere before.
And "Fanny"! oh Fanny!
Fanny = another term for "arsehole"! Normally people would say "Do you wanna look at my fanny?"
sarcastically or in a teasing way..
But WHY FANNY!!?

Oops! Guess it's not so unique after all.. There goes Avlin and here comes Alvin!

I really do not know how they manage the whole thing out there..

p/s: never have your wedding dinner held in KEC!

Banquet Waiter Pt.2

2009-01-04T02:20:00.004+08:00

another day at KEC working like a dog,running up and down non-stop for 5 friggin' hours or more?

but this time is not some back drop error or any management shit....
but the names on the backdrop and the table leaflet!

Ning <3 Joey
Now, is this a lesbian marriage or what?
or should I ask, which is the groom? Joey or Ning?
-.-

oh yeah! First person to come confront me and had a little talk and yes! she is the one who has the picture of my "twin" and she still doesn't want to send to me the pic from her phone!
ish! ish! ish!

she's sure aggressive..pulling me over to take pic with her..
oh well, who cares.. she's cute right? =)

Foolish! The Funniest Dummiest Doing Ever. LOL

2009-01-03T03:09:00.001+08:00

How smart is Your Right Foot?
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right Hand. Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so. Send it to your buddies to frustrate them too.

Getting Owned!

2009-01-03T00:42:00.005+08:00

I was mamak-ing with few of my friends and they decided to get their hands on Team Fortress after only 20 minutes sitting at the mamak.

Honestly I've played Counter-Strike but not Team Fortress, so this is my first time playing it.. so is my two other friends here.

Yes! the two of them inside this pic
I call this gal Wuwu (the one circled in red). Look at her how focus is she in the game! Whole body torqued and thrusting frontwards seperti sedang mencapai wawasan 2020????
if you enlarge the pic you can see that her eyebrows are in DEADLY SUBMISSIVE KILLING MODE!

and guess what? She pawned me all the time!

what the hell!?

Banquet Waiter?

2008-12-29T00:14:00.005+08:00

worked a day as a waiter, together with my sis, yunn teng, and nicole at KEC
some wedding dinner took place there

I was there early and i noticed something is wrong with the backdrop but dint know it was the names that are funny, untill yunnteng mention it.
lawl?

Edsion Chua <3 Cristine Goh

we checked the name in the wedding booklet on table, and this is what we saw

Edison Chua <3 Christine Goh

we were laughing our asses out that time
gosh, xia suay la... what kind of management is this?
the incharge's were also rushing for things and doing last minute work

and this bloody appearence of me tonight, letting the people assuming that im a malay, speaks to me in malay!
knnccb betul
i need to reply them in chinese baru mereka faham i bukan melayu.. sewel..

but one cun thing, a girl eyed on me and smile to me whole day... but only talks to me in the end
she calls me over to her and asked for my name etc..
secara tiba2 dan rawak, pompuan tu mengeluarkan teleponnya lalu tjk i gamba ex dye.. tp tu nmpk cam muke i je!!!
rambut, mata, badan, WARNA KULIT!! semua sama..
tapi pompuan melayu la -.-

guess i know someone out there who was suppose to be my twins brother, splited up with me or maybe he came from the future? LOL

arrigato

the New "Moon"

2008-12-28T01:44:00.002+08:00

Moon the bulan asyik abaikan keje saje...
demi yg x sepatutnye..

She asked me to contribute some ideas to her essay regarding PLKN does more good than harm.
I wrote something like this..

PLKN does more good than harm? Tell me about it.

Frankly speaking people are suffering from fear out there. Rape? Murder? VOODOO?? What’s the worst case scenario can you think of? That’s the incidents that show how poorly PLKN is managed and organized. Even parents have provoked to blast the camps off, due to dissatisfactory of PLKN. Thus, the trainers cannot be trusted as one of the trainers raped a girl trainee back in Setiu, Terengganu camp. “Wth?”More saddening part was the girl complaint once to one of the officers before, but she was ignored.

It is said that PLKN motivates people and educate them to be independent, as well as physical trainings which build your body and keeps them in a healthy state. TETAPI, all my friends who graduated from PLKN describe and story-tell the whole “excitement” wanabe trainings they had. From 10 push-ups to 5 star jumps, play catching, non tight gym schedule, and so on. 70% of the program is indoor classes! Is this NOT supposed to outdoor program similar to military activities? For god’s sake, can someone tell the government slaves to have a sneak peek on how Singapore runs their National Service program?

The students who are chosen to participate in this program is all randomly chosen! Isn’t it unfair for those who are not chosen, as the chosen ones are to experience the wrath of PLKN and not the others too? This is all bias! Everyone knows that Malaysian government is corrupted as anyone can get their name replaced with some unknown fellow with just a twitch of fingers under their table, I presume?

This is a program which not only wastes people’s precious golden time but also risking their lives attending this S**t!

Untuk tontonan umum, tidak sesuai dibaca oleh semua lapisan masyarakat.
18SG

Long Lost Sisters, ka?

2008-12-27T00:15:00.005+08:00

bumped into some old friends of mine, Desiree and Debbie and got along with them for some road trip to midvalley, bangsar, toilet, MU, toilet, MCD, midvalley again...i think

somewhere in between we stopped at Arena Greens demi Desiree's apartment hunt.. so this is the place lar..

found one apartment which is facing the golf course, but this 2 latino's here are afraid that the landlord wouldnt want to rent out the unit to non-chinese.
(they are half chinese btw...)

Since Im almost color-alike with them, this intellectual Debbie suggested that I'm their brother for the day...to speak chinese with them proving that we are chinese ?
I dont even know if this make sense lol

and yeah, I did it.
so i went, chingy chingy chong chiong...ciu ciu tiao tiao...mou moou.. bo liao bo liao..xie xie tq come again..

wonderfully, suprisingly, beautifully some how the aunty beleives that I'm theor brother? wth lol

yenadei??
talevaddi...
:S

tq,
come again

Ayat-ayat Cinta 1101 (AAC 1101)

2008-12-21T04:00:00.002+08:00

This is like my 5th attempt to watch Ayat-ayat Cinta..

The first four was like reading chinese comic book that I couldn't understand what in the world they are talking about. I had to make assumption on what they are trying to tell through the movement and reaction of each character.!

And all the four attempts before, lasted about only 10 minutes max of the show.
LAWL?

This time i tried finish watching the whole thing but I was about to give up again (Yes its because of the language!)

But what drove me on to continue watching was the appearence of the german turkish killer eye gal! Murdered me I tell you! This is also after the appearence of the hotter chick without tudung.

POOWWW~~~!!!

In the end, I dint really get the whole movie and I went for tutorial session with abg random yg kacak, fixx aka Gabriel =)

Ayat-ayat Cinta 1101, 6.0 Credit Points =.=

Persoalan : Bolehkah saya memperisterikan 2 isteri yg panas serta hot seperti watak utama itu?

Kantoi-ed Surprise =D

2008-12-16T20:57:00.023+08:00

Yesterday was my birthday and the day just come and go just like other times. But a friend of mine (don't think she wants her name to be tagged here) called me up in the midnight and sang me a song she wrote!!

I recorded it through my phone without her knowing!
oh well, of course she did call me a few times since she kantoi the first few times (kononnya malu sambil ketawa terbahak2 lalu xleyh nyanyi - ganggang telepon tros).
- this is the song she wrote!

365 days for 19 years
best days worst days love and tears
broken hearts broken bones you live and learn
and now here you are and here i am
to say "hey you've made it through it all"
you fell you stood up you turned out strong
you brighten up my days
happy birthday dear
no matter what the road, how tough tomorrow may be
no matter how deep the pain, you've faced much worse than this
there'll always be a dawn
cos you know tht love will always keep you strong
and here you are and here i am
to say " hey you're loved each and every day"
you're beautiful and again,
happy birthday dear

...
click the link below to play it =)

19 years!
...

this was recorded from my phone, it may not sound clear
fyi : I was blushing all the way while you were singing!! Ms. Anonymous!

Oh, I was supposed to teman this ~~C*a*C*b*iMo**erF**k*r~~, my bestfriend Teng F.U. to Midvalley to "buy some of his stuff". Nicely telling me to follow his car ride up BUT.....
last minute calling me and teh conversation goes something like this..

Teng F.u. : Har loo???
Song : Hey loo!! Wassup?
Teng F.u. : Dude, My mom suddenly need the car 2moro la.
Song :Eh, I drive u up la.. I got car.
(2 seconds silence...)
Teng F.u. : Can't la dei..In the morning i will send my mom to the clinic and after that my mom will drop me at Midvalley. Can you take the train up? I will send you home after that la..
Song : Nvm la dei, I can drive there, and then you can follow my car back lar..
(I was wondering how he's gonna send me home without a car. But i din bother or question him much coz I can drive up)
Teng F.u. : Oh so you driving up lar? ok ok..meet u there at 1.30 then..
Song : Oh alright.. see you then.

the event day..

While I was in the car on the way to the carpark in Midvalley, he rang..
Teng F.u. : Hey, where are you ar?
Song : Oh, I'm at the "jungle entrance" here but all the entrance seems to be blocked
Teng F.u. : Oh, I don't know why the Midvalley's parking are all closed..park at The Gardens. Its the same price with Midvalley. Level 6 alot of empty ones
*dang* - my brain shackles ( I was thinking if his mom drop him off at Midvalley, how in the world he knows about the parkings?)
Song : How come ar?Oh alright.. But how to get there ar?
secara tiba-tiba,
Teng F.u. : @$@$%^&$^!# ask the guard la, Im not sure
( He talks superly AK-47 style and i could only hear the last few words of his sentence. I smell somehting fishy going on already but 35 seconds later I didn't care less bout that)
Song : okok see you there.. meet you at the outdoor starbucks by the road ok?
Teng F.u. : OKOK!

20 miutes later
(really bad jam queuing into Gardens)

parked my car and went to Starbucks to meet him
but when i arrived there, I couldnt even see his shadow or smell his feet! (stinks like heaven).
I called him and ask his whereabout and he told me that he is in JUSCO and he is coming for me now.

he found me...10 minutes later

Teng F.u. : eh sorry dei, some guard directed me to dont know where.. got lost =(
Song : Chill la.. Wha....
(i was gonna ask him what he's gonna buy but he interupted)
Teng F.u. : You had yr lunch?
Song : Nope
Teng F.u. : Wanna makan 1st ar?
Song : ok anything la..where u wanna makan?
Teng F.u. : Wanna eat TonyRomas ar? (My pockets were screaming and my heart pumped 160hz! i was bout to hold his breath but he continued)
They got like some special offer now..RM16 one meal, buy 1 free 1.
Song : oh so one person RM8? ok lets go..

he walked in the fast pace untill TonyRomas and straight to a table..
I was stonned at the corner of the table staring at everyone who is at the table for like 5 seconds!

everyone was smiling at me n all la..and when i sat down, Ikin point to me the cake which is on the table (fixx put it there )
I was like, oh ok?
someone said "aiyo why put here, no suprise lar like tat" haha..
i forgotten who and Teng F.u. took it to the back and pass it to the waitress to put it in the fridge.

jit.ikin

arif

jeshen.jehan

lol

ceremony starts now

why am i smiling like that??

the TonyRoma's caroling lines

right after the singing I was SMACKED by Jit with the creams on the choc plate!

this is the choc plate! It's written "HAPPY BIRTHDAY. GO FUCK YOUR SELF"
wth
=.=

TonyRomas gave me some brownie with icecream as my birthday gift.
and look!! if you can zoom, my nose is still stained with the orange cream!

no wonder jehan is looking me at one kind ><

fix oh fix, camne dpt pompuan ni!

seriously i dont know what are they laughing at

I've receive presents from my friends but....

JON AND FIX GAVE ME THIS! IS THIS A PRESENT?????

this is a present but UNO PRINCESS VERSION!??
lol its from jehan btw =)

although this is a small group, but they made my day!
at least for now...

Zarra, Ernie, Noreen and Zul can't make it today, but
THANK YOU EVERYONE!

Singapore? Walaoeh So Far Liao Ah?

2008-12-15T22:51:00.006+08:00

never been this early since don't know when...
once upon a time in china.... i guess?

woke up at 4 a.m., leave home at 5, reached border checkpoint at 9 smth, get lost on the way to Balestier Rd for 30 minutes?
Reached there almost 11 o'clock..

got my feet in my cuz's condo and POOPPPPPPP ..... straight to bed..

someone's stalking me when I'm asleep.
p/s : please lock your door when u are sleeping..

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DONT LOCK YOUR DOOR!
YOU GET RAPED!

Rach my cuz . JC my sis . me . Pokemon my sneaky bro

was walking along Orchard Rd., and i saw this.
"Bras Basah Rd"
can i get to cuci mata up ahead the road? kehehe..

splendidly well arranged coke tower..unlike the below

saw this spastic guy suffering trying to flip the pages over..
he goes "fooooooo~~", with his crouching tiger hidden dragon kungfu style, bending his back backwards avoiding the page to hit his chin!
damn.. he almost got owned by a book!

oh yeah.. i miss this =D

90% sale!!! siapa cepat dia dapat!!

but in the end of the day, wtf! F band broke again..
before this was in D's house, now here..
itulah takdir..

Merlion

Singapore, So Far Ah??

2008-12-13T00:03:00.002+08:00

get to taste muffin baked by May & Choy...

YESSS!!! MAY CHOY!

i dont know how my cousins got them but yeah!, its from them

too bad i couldnt resist the tasty-ness of the cheesed top muffin that I swallowed the whole thing before even thinking bout taking pic of it.

May Choy

I know... they are not as pretty as it seems from the glamour rite?? sigh

Stupid VS Nerd

2008-12-10T01:11:00.003+08:00

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murifd : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Sohainess, Not?

2008-12-06T01:16:00.009+08:00

Seperti lain2 hari yang terlampau biasa...
buah fikiran elektronik ku yg sexy, iaitu Christie telah pendamkan dark secret gempak maksima orang ramai lamanya sudah..

jang jang jang...

time is the now to let all many many secret go in air swimming everywhere

presenting...

THE PICS OF SOHAINESS AND THE BETTER OFF ONES!

Sorry to all candidates in this posts..i just couldn't laugh while browsing through my pictures. So I decided to post them up.

Sorry again to the people who does not have their pictures here, because i couldn't find any appropriate ones for this post...especially the sohai-accidental pics lol

but not to worry, the author of this post will also be fair to the rest who got their face busted in the hands of the devil..
"muahahahahha", he laughed.

oh well..
Jon chose this pic of me as the fugliest
and the right side pic, Ikin said it's one of the better off ones.
so yeah =D
cheers!
hehe

but my top list of HOT STUFF!.....
ta daa!!

PLASENTA boy - mr.macho

enlarge and zoom out from the sohai pic,
YOU GOT THIS!

This is Not Stupid Shit, It's BIRD SHIT!

2008-12-05T03:29:00.001+08:00

Suppose to pool at Asia Cafe (AC) and while on the way there, some lorry speeding cutting our toll lane and head straight marabahaya-ly to the Touch n Go lane..
hmmm.. I wonder how much lorry drivers earn nowadays, sudah maju ade ~~sentuh n blah~~...

rich lorry bus3rd -.-

the arrival of WPN 3911 at the parking lot at AC. Shinny huh?

anyway we played, drink, chill etc...
and when we are getting our arse out of the place, walking towards the car...

FULAMAK!

I couldn't control my fast hands and fingers - it went down deep to my 6 feet under pocket and flip out my phone, setting it to camera mode...
and, KA-CHING!.
snap photo's of the lovely car non-stop sambil belacan laughing my ass out, saying "har. har. har."

AHHAHAH... JUST COULDN'T RESIST MY EVIL LAUGH and JUST KEEP SNAPPING PHOTOS!
har.har.har.har....

don't know why this cina is so proud the burung punya sai till taking sentimental pics there..

all the white stains on the car is not just random stupid shit stain, but BIRD SHIT!.
even when we are entering the car, we hear the gagak laughing to themself

burung gagak : "gakkk gakkkk....gakkk gakkkkk"
translation Bird language - English language : "haa haa... harr harrrr.."

can't kill those blardie burungs.. tried to throw stones at the burungs but end up smashed into someone's screen.
.
.
.
i hope it happens tho..

this should be the car's number plate..i think...since this car already went through alot of trials and tribulations eventhough the owner doesn't experience any with it yet LOL

drove home and teng fu wanna pressure spray the taik off

good car boy, but don't just stone there.. u gotta move boi.. shake shake, shake your booty

yes just like that!
never seen any chinese labor for quite some time..well, there is one here now

this car boy still need my assist afterall.. oh well..

gotta proud of my manpower and hardwork - glimmy shinny =D

Another J2Z Night Out

2008-12-02T02:53:00.005+08:00

initial plan for the night was to chill out at ICE BAR in SANCTUARY but ended up didn't coz "shooters" is mandatory (can be considered as the entrance fee).
. ended up at the CACOON, next to the ice bar.

nice place huh

Zarra - camera gal

Jason - model 1
Jonathan - model 2

sohainesknnccbsoberactingjiaokia face taking ~~advantage~~ nice shots with Z

OK. Done with camwhoring, what drinks to order now?

I would like a Blowjob that has Fire & Ice flavour with Lemon Drop toppings that can gives me Orgasm till Prairie Fire climax without Slippery Nipple pleasure but of course cum by Land Slider and Panty Dropper tease, please?

wtf. that's all i would say

the J2Z =)

Life's Like This

2008-11-30T00:43:00.008+08:00

Avril Lavinge once said
"Life's like this" in her ~~song~~ - Complicated

Abby, a girl who is elegant..
looks cute not pretty
height tall not short
curves lightly not bumpy
rocker not cool
suicidal pouts
-Dominating not preponderant

Julie, a girl who is fun
looks cute not hot
height tall not short
curves skimpy not smoothly
glamour not ego
not intimacy (in-to-me-i-see)
-Stalking non talker

but, my obsession towards her,

Veronica, a girl who is epitome of perfection..
looks pretty not hot
height tall not short
curves smoothly not skimpy
high stay low
CraZy non slutty
-Fond not admired ='(

deboRAWRRR!!

2008-11-28T00:56:00.003+08:00

I'm going Roarrrr-ingg.!!

all of a sudden, MSN notification came ringing "ding doong daaang"

when i click open the tab, i saw the word "darling" only
and i was about to reply "yes?" but while i was hitting the "enter" key, my right eye ball screwed
up to the screen from the keyboard and saw a bunch of messages (4 lines of it)....and my "yes?" came after everything.

walaubagaimana pun, I was shocked + surprised + happy with the feedback from lil ms. brunette, Debbie..

although i don't know which part of the blog is referring to, is either the overall of it, some particular post, or maybe my sissy header which is suppose to be at the top of the page, but somehow it ended up wayyy bottom of the page..

yes that's Debbie, the brunette =D

Mysterious Reader

2008-11-27T22:58:00.003+08:00

Every single time i refresh my blog page around once every hour or so, at least 3 to 5 people have come to my page but i do not know who are they.

my hit counter seems to hitch up every time but then again i do not know who viewed my page
lol?

breadcrumbs trail needed as an aid to this page, since it is dying

guess i will have to summon the great Sherlock Holmes.... for now at least

but why??
alright, I'm lost myself
-.-

the faGG-ots

2008-11-27T01:05:00.003+08:00

As always, the C-7-11 people are some random lonely chinese and malay boys. No suprise, some idea popped out from one of their heads, or should i say one of their heads popped out and idea came rolling on the floor?

like this?

I went through the drawers of the table at the hall and saw all this empty colored boxes - collected for around 4 months, but that is like only 50% of the whole bunch of it

this excludes the cartons that fixx and jia wen jus bought.. or is it izzad???

oo lala, looks quite ~~alot~~ little isn't it?

but some how we stacked up all this color boxes and suprisingly it reach higher and taller than AUTA-MAN! or is it OTTOMAN!...err..
SUPERMAN??
whatever....

I've calculated, there are around 130 boxes here, around 6 of them are MIC (made in china) products..
so,
124 X RM9 each = RM1116
6 X RM6 each = RM 36
TOTAL = RM 1142

this paper-box skyscraper cost RM 1142? and that is not inclusive of "everything", i mean the batangs, lighters, thrown away boxes, etc

oh well, i guess thats life

Mummy, I Wanna Play Water...

2008-11-25T22:43:00.008+08:00

outing location: Sunway Lagoon
brief gist of the outing.
-reached there along with jon, yvonne, ernie, and her bro (efrin i guess?)
-waiting for jit, she is somewhere, don't know where but staying put
-jit is waiting ikin
-ikin waiting for zul
and
-arif is at college?
: basicly jit is to blamed for the lateness.....again =D

-an hour later, they reached.
-bought ticks, entered theme park
>
>
>
> along the process
> sfx: ching ching
> sfx: chong chong
> swim, splash, get lost, sit rides, wrestle.. o.O?
> sfx: ching ching
> sfx: chong chong
>
>

-ok time to go
-showered
after shower pic:

damn.. only got the pic of them after shower...wasted!
jit, nice hair(china doll),btw

-jit and arif sent ikin and peyman back..(they gotta rush back for personal reasons)
-went mid valley to have dinner
-waited for jit and arif again
jit is late again, ho ho ho
blaming her ~~again~~ not
-found the restaurant that we wanted, get our asses comfty on the seats
hunger calls but don't know what to order

emo - couldn't decide what to order

finally...ordered coconut drink, from hawaii huh?

oops, no more pics.
- the end -

however,
its worth the waiting and some of the small hassles, kerana........
IT'S CUTE!!!

YOU're my mess, totally

2008-11-24T16:19:00.005+08:00

I wanna tell you something son, is the most important thing there is.
Love.. finding the right person to spend your life with...

That's where they always get you - "you think you made the right choice".
love find you, son. you don't find love.

Its gotta do a lil bit with destiny, fate, whats within the stars, and alot to do with the simple fact that most of the women are smarter than we are.

and damn...u are sorry if you didn't had a chance
if you wanna believe if you had a choice as a matter, i say you'd made a good one

why is that?

because she showed up, and she sure is pretty.

-untitled-

2008-11-23T14:23:00.003+08:00

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

An unlucky person will even choke while drinking water.

I have never heard this before, but it makes sense. There is a saying, and, I believe :

If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

Megarotic Irony : The Kiss

2008-11-21T21:05:00.004+08:00

Often I hear, "I can't believe how I threw myself at you, I'm not usually that way." or, "I am never so aggressive," as women who initiate a kiss usually know they're letting their desires to be known and that they really want the man. This is usually protected by women on their first dates.

Sometimes, I didn't fully realize they were dates until they were completely spur-of-the-moment.

"I have had a guy ask me out on a date and I kissed him right there then I said yes. If the kiss was bad I would have said No to the date. It was a great kiss. We dated for several months."

It's quite normal. Especially if you have been respectful and made no sexual references at all. This is what a lot of men just don't get.
It's sad but my experience tells me slower is better.

"I've only done it once and that was with the ex bf. The chemistry on that first meet was unbelievable. When we walked out to the parking lot after lunch and he went to hug me, I pretty much gently took his face and landed a nice wet one on him. When that one was over, I even went for one more. I just had to see what how he kissed."

DON'T ASK ME if you can kiss me

The Fatality of Bittersweetfade@13utterf1y

2008-11-19T18:09:00.005+08:00

Cast:
Jonathan @ Teng F.U. - anti-terrorist agent
Fix @ William - THE hostage
Izzad @ ezard - random snorkler/diver

Plot:

Scene 1

Teng F.U. couldn't submit his assignment in time because he got something more important to do. He was explaining to his lecturer the REASON why he couldn't submit on time but malang sangat berbau that the lecturer won't accept his excuses.

Secara tiba-tiba, Angelyn Tan (history and culture lecturer) ram though everyone and horn the lecturer jon is talking to, shouting out loud with her passionate high-low E minor key "HE IS AN ANTI-TERRORIST AGENT!!"

Angelyn ram towards the lecturer just like this *ouch!*

what happened next was he's flying and jumping through buildings - don't know why but i think he's fleeing away after ~~humping~~ eliminating someone in a mission

Teng F.U. in action

Scene 2

Mean while...
William is running away from something holding onto a walkie talkie. He was held hostage but somehow, somehwhat, he managed to escape n stole someone and someWHAT's walkie talkie, scanning the frequency seeking help from others who are using radio communicator. " h e l p h e l p . . . " he says.
William was struggling tuning and scanning the frequency yang boleh pakai and somehow/somewhat he got into frequency 92.9... by chance.

William

Scene 3

At the same time....
Ezard was snorkling/ diving under the oceans. His snorkel somewhat/somehow is equipped with the water proof + water resistance ciplak walkie talkie by the side of the goggles. He is in channel 92.9, btw.
Ezard got signal from William's frequency and since Ezard is underwater and William is at random urban area, that makes the reception bad.. and it goes *sfx: psst..psst..HELP..psst..HE psst.. LP..psst*

Ezard: who is this?
William: this is fix
Ezard: here got no fish. go on swimming

Ezard

***********THE END***********

all the story and tragedies above is based on true story...

in TENG F.U.'s dreams..

Back to School (Sekolah Menengah)

2008-11-19T00:05:00.004+08:00

we finished our ~~primary school~~ degree first semester and we are to move on with our "lives" by:
1) cam whoring

jon is always the camwhorer

i pulak join in the pic just for appearance (where is my appearance fee, jon?)

2) shave heads
we wanted to have our head shaved and the below are the faces of us with hair(s) before the shaver runs over our heads

before: the a.s.ses

sudden thought in our heads ( if we shave bald, no girls would come to us, instead we cut the cinapek way)

after: still a.s.ses

-if the "guru disiplin" want some guai kia students, he/she surely come to either one of us three to be the "budak contoh" to all students.
And for sure we will never get caught with our super guai kia haircut lol

Introducingggg......... THE NEW TYPICAL CHINESE BUGGERSSSSS!!!!!!....... and one malay :)

Orgasmic face

2008-11-16T01:20:00.003+08:00

I was chatting to Lily* about massaging, that I've learn another new way to give nice sensational massage to people.
A friend of mine massaged me that way and gave me an orgasmic feeling. Seriously..
So i shared this with Lily and the following is our conversation regarding "orgasmic" word.

Lily* - just a cover name ;)

This is how she defines it:

kiss.spank.bang says:giving me orgasmic face
kiss.spank.bang says:hahahah
Lily says:orgasmic??
Lily says:i heard dat b4
Lily says:somting sensual ke
Lily says:ish
Lily says:hahah
kiss.spank.bang says:duno exist anot
kiss.spank.bang says:but the root word is there
Lily says:o yea
Lily says:got what u mean
Lily says:haha
Lily says:another new word huh..
kiss.spank.bang says:reli?
kiss.spank.bang says:whats the root word den
kiss.spank.bang says:lol
Lily says:organism
Lily says:eh i tink lar
Lily says:dat one hs 2 meanings kan
kiss.spank.bang says:organism????????
kiss.spank.bang says:lol
kiss.spank.bang says:LOL LOL
kiss.spank.bang says:living organism?
kiss.spank.bang says:hahahhahhahah
kiss.spank.bang says:amoeba
kiss.spank.bang says:bacteria
Lily says:orgasm
Lily says:ish silap

Saw that part where I LOL alot? I'm literally laughing my ass out infront of my comp! damn. I dont know if it sounds humoristic to you but it does to me lol

what is this guy here doing??lets try zooming in to his face...

OHHHH hey!!!!!! that is orgasmic face!! LOL nice eyes =DDD

no more pants to wear??

2008-11-14T21:14:00.005+08:00

flowery lovey dopey surfy ~~panty~~ pants???

I jus bath and i didn't know that i've got no more short pants at home. All of it are at desaria's closet!!!

And i need to go yam cha with my friends at mamak later, and after that need to go for pool with Jonathan and maybe some fellas.

but....

I've got no shorts nor long pants!!

I went to my sis and asked her if she got shorts that i can wear ( she got plenty of guy-looking pants)

- and she gave me this

what the hell is this???? pink flower patterns at the corner!? :S

what ta f... and this looks like im wearing somekind of lace thingy... this shorts is LOW!

haiz.. dun wanna repeat complaining bout this flower... last resort nia...

Why do you get dumped?

2008-11-14T15:35:00.009+08:00

Dudes often dump bithces because:

Bros over hoes.

She is possessive.

She has very pu-ki-tiaoo ego.

She is very demanding.

She tried to mold him into a different person.

She was not interested in sex.

She pressured him to get married.

He meets someone else or realizes he is not the Brad Pitt she wants.

Chicks often dump jerks because:
Hoes over bros.
He didn’t turn out to be the person she thought he was.
He doesn’t treat her well.
He flirts with other women.
He wasn't marriage material.
He had a 'low' father potential. One of the things most women consider in a mate is whether or not he will be a good father if they decide to have children. The thrill is gone. Sometimes a woman falls out of love with a man and begins to think of him as a good friend instead of a lover.
He's having an affair.
He is financially irresponsible.

IF you are dump and retrenched, get a life yo:
Allow yourself time to mourn the relationship.
Don't start dating until you are ready.
Surround yourself by friends and family who care about you.
Spoil yourself a little.
Think that you have lost nothing because the person who dumped you is the one who loses the precious one.
Remember that the person who dumped you has lost you and will not meet anyone like you again.
Allow yourself to be angry with the person who dumped you and mentally dump them too.
Talk to someone about it.
If you don't have friends to talk to, consider talking to a therapist.
Join a self-help or separation/divorce group in your community.
Do not hold on to the hope that your ex is coming back.
Be prepared to lose some of the friends that you shared.
Do not make rash decisions in the days after being dumped.
When you feel up to it, join activity clubs for singles.
Or look for Friends With Benefit =D

I personally love this pic =)

hailat.com

2008-11-11T11:14:00.008+08:00

an zhua zho???

I was back home for the week ends; as usual leaving my apartment room door open widely with my desktop(Christie) staying put there.

secara tiba-tiba

"Kelvin calling..."

Jason: hello

Kelvin: wei... song ah...
ni de tien nou you wen ti eh
fu lan jien yi ke blue screen chu lai ran hou jiu bu len start liao

Jason: @#@#@#%#$%^#%@%@#!!!!!!!
tiu tiu tiu #$#%^#$&$%!!!

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fast forward..

Sunday, the day i got back to my 2nd house, straight away ram through my door and check on my Christie
-turn it on, x jd
-borrowed devona's XP disc trying to format it
-right when i insert the disc, tiba-tiba boleyh start windows pulak
*fulamak~~* i shouted. (sign of relief)

de mo....

Graphic card was like 120 celcius after i switched on the comp but i thought was technical error in the software itself.
Mana chai the following day my comp went powwffffff~~~~
*G card crashed and burnt*

disecting Christie

Where the hell is my G card picture?? and zoom into the fan. freaking thick bushes of dust there

Look at the silicon, its all dried up

my g card fan really is mature now.. grew really thick masculine bushes of dust

another layer of bush by the heat sink

after exploring the g spot and cleaning the bushes (found back my sticker too..the glue melted n it dropped inside)

too bad it still couldn't work properly..cant display since it gets over heat in the first 3 minutes =(
I impulsively brought up my semangat to get a new PC in the night, which is after my Communication Principle exam!! woohooo!
-screw the exam, btw

went all the way to lowyat, immediately withdraw my savings! 3.5k!!!
check it out yo! This is how i count my money honey

If I had the money honey would you love me, love me, love me, if I wasn't just somebody like me
oo yeah baby!

bought an exact replica of my old comp.. just it is different color casing. Formating new windows atm.

Replica

Hello baby, i name you Alison =)

just joking..is actually Kelvin Wong JIA WEN who bought the new pc. ISH! getting a new one to replace the old.

must be his planing since the early days last semester to KONG my pc and he would get a new one and replace my spot (using my monitor, keyboard, and all other desktop acessories)

SI JIA WEN!

when guy finds a girl most gorgeous moment

2008-11-09T02:32:00.003+08:00

I've read through lil kenny's blog and i would like to try my luck to put down a piece here since i admire his posts under "Understanding Women" archive.

1. Morning baby
When she wakes up early in the morning when the sun is just up; WHEN she is not in her total senses YET! How did i always define a sexy/ cute looking gal with a friend of mine was "half close open eye". That look! Gosh! it's killing me, with the morning face and all the morning sexy sounds coming out from her sexy lips "ermmm... , huhh..." whenever you are trying to talk to her.. looking at you making you feel that you are everything to her. DAMN! it takes my heart away lol.

2. Movies
Sitting with her side by side watching movie at your couch, facing the computer or tv screen when there is no one around you. Whenever there is a scene which is so syok to talk about, you twitch yr head to yr right and u see her eyes closed already... @#$@%!%#$!! wtf.. kek sei ngor ahhh... but she is so cute when she is asleep while lying by my arms to hold

3. Dinner
My usual dinner time would be like...what? 1am in the morning with my buddies at the mamak or MI SEDAP at home. But when she is around, it would mean cooking in the kitchen. I probably am playing with my gadgets or lying on the bed WAITING for my food while she is doing her job. ( I love the most when people cooks for me). She might just peek on me by the kitchen door with only her head out saying "don wan help ahh? u veli the senang oh. got ah sam here for you" n that time I will just get hold of what I am doing n lend a hand and that's even IF she needed it.

4. Good Night, honey
Looking at her dozing off is just so cute * eyes half closing, half open, half close again, mouth open, lips half pouting, maybe a lil of saliva dripping out*. All these sleeping-symptom is just wonderful LOL. I'm sure other guys out there would us simply agree they look sweet when they are falling asleep and while they are asleep.

5. Suprise
-***
-****
-***
-lace
-syrups
-rafia strings
LOL

Rebirthing

2008-11-09T02:29:00.002+08:00

Sudden feeling of having the urge to write in blogs again..
Gonna start with a random post.

check it out...
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in the next post
p/s: this is just a warm up post

malayporean

2007-03-29T20:03:00.001+08:00

Please read carefully, 10 u will understand.
    This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct
sentences using numeric! 
    Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean
    Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and
10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.         
           
                                                                   
      
    This was what he came up with...                               
     
                                                                   
      
    1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple
saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me.
I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and
grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God
he run away. So, I put   the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.
Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no
need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I
don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

Whats My Name?

2007-03-19T17:11:00.000+08:00

friendster prank-ers / spam-ers

2007-03-15T11:19:00.000+08:00

why friendster user always have those pranks n chain messages?

those buletin already caused obstructive shock to most user...which really cause DEATH!
a joke huh? lets laugh "ha ha ha"

those who created all this chain or prank messages..deserve a nice death for them self more than anyone else rite?

frigginly annoyingly-ish reading those post especially i friendster..nthg else better to do huh??

so lets "CHAIN" them..::

those who read this post will not have a chance to create or post anymore buletin or whatever regarding chain messages or pranks..
if this does happen again, the person who did all this will die coz of Hypovolaemic shock.

hmm..this is nice though.

stay alive =)

Photos

2007-03-02T16:35:00.000+08:00

Who likes to pose n have them self appearing inside a photograph?

mostly gals i see..
hmm..but what do u think of this pic below?

the picture is the most pointless picture of all..
Family potrait huh?
LOL.. everyone laugh!
who's behind those "MASKS"??
from left: angelina jolie, sophia bush, kate beckinsale, natalie portman, ms.mahathir mohammad badawi?

The Termination Of The "Scrutiny"

2007-03-01T21:48:00.000+08:00

Doom's day for most candidates for SPM 2006

SPM results out on March 12

PUTRAJAYA: The Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) examination results are expected to be released on March 12.

The timing of the release – between the end of the programme for the first intake of national service trainees on March 11 and the start of training for the second intake on March 18 – is to ensure that the affected students can collect their results while at home.

“We don’t want them to worry about their results,” said an Education Ministry source yesterday.

Last year, a total of 416,717 candidates sat for the examination at 2,909 centres nationwide from Nov 14 to Dec 8.

As for the release of the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) examination results, a Malaysian Examinations Council officer said a date had yet to be fixed.

article from STAR, Wednesday February 28, 2007

: happy birthday to those people who had their birthday fall on 12th of march btw..

good luck to all of u =)

Dawn??

2007-02-26T03:45:00.000+08:00

Well..its not dawn now..its late morning at 3.10am..

Dear Dawn,

I've to agree that you are pretty..real hottie, but PLASTIC BEAUTY?
I understand that you are going through an extremely rough period right now and I feel very sorry for you. To speak the truth, I do pray for your spirits to be lifted as my heart goes out to you. I know you must be feeling very upset right now. However, I can't help but feel that you do somehow deserve your situation right now, and should bear the responsibility of the outcome today. This is because you have committed sins that most of us find it extremely hard to forgive.

-You threw away the identity God and your parents have given you
Everyone is special and unique in their own ways.

-You exploited the sympathy of the public
You wrote such a admirable and touching entry on how people have accused you of being a rich spoilt brat. You said you came from a "SINGLE INCOME FAMILY". But we came to realise from the Newpaper that Lo and Behold, that's only because your father "RETIRED", not RETRENCHED.

-You lied.
Once again, it is all about word play. Yes, to be fair to you, you never once said outright, "NO I DID NOT HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY DONE."

-You brought it upon yourself.
If you argue that having done plastic surgery is your private life and no one should have any right in breaking into your privacy, then you should have jolly well kept your life PRIVATE! but no, you chose to make yourself a public figure.

Compare the pics above..is totally different from before..
What does she wants to prove? The next Michael Jackson?
Look at dawn yang's blog

She mentioned,

"Steph Song (?!?! quite a big surprise no?)"

It's not a big surprise love.

She's a natural beauty, unlike you, PLASTIC!
you should be happy that you're ranked 21 so shut up.
n sort out your eyebag dear.
oh, maybe get a surgeon to do it again :)

Anyway, for stupid peeps out there
who are still believing that she
didn't gone through plastic surgery?
Maybe someday when a guy .kiss.spank.BanG!. her will find out what her 'inner beauty' are made of.

Riddle: When a guy is thrusting Dawn, what can he feel?
Answer: PLASTIC!

*sigh*

Mock Exercise!

2007-02-09T19:35:00.000+08:00

We have a mock exercise in the early month of January at my highschool, SMK La Salle, Klang..
Well, the pictures below are the "scene's" for the mocking..

Happy Valentine!

2007-01-25T12:11:00.000+08:00

dudes? got chicks? or admirer??

look at the brochure above..

wanna order? anyone?

Happy "New Year"!!??

2007-01-02T00:34:00.001+08:00

New Year??
Wondeful time n day to celebrate the glory of the earth turning into an "adult", "mature", n OLDER as in time time spent for the earth to stay in the orbit n living since the time after christ..i guess its the word..

Anyway, do u guys celebrate for just that only? Or are you guys celebrating for yr own aging looks; physically, mentally, socially as well?

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50

and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I 'm 100 and a half!"
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10.Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

beaking thru

2006-12-24T21:37:00.000+08:00

heyya readers n bloggers..
this blog ofmine here will b "resting" for a moment..updating it soon..
sorry for the inconvinience