Mohawk? Fauxhawk? not...?

I wanna get a mohawk or fauxhawk badly..
but should I?

Kids nowadays, getting more and more creative

A friend of mine send me this mail, which I find it interesting yet funny to read:.

CONTENT WARNING! - This blog content is objectional. Readers may find this post racist or facist or whatever you call it. If you proceed, we won't bother you to confirm restricted content for the rest of this session.
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NO MORE 5C'S BUT NEW 5B'S:

I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's!:
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K's
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's! And 5K's for Singaporeans now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent....

Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysia's Malays 'practice' to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

Gutterpost blocked

Any ip address from Malaysia trying to enter gutterpost will be blocked.

I've got no words to describe Malaysia's typical Malaysian way of thinking.. good but true news and facts are supposed to be known to the nation right?

Although the scandalous part is abit excessive for some people to take it, but oh well,
padan muka orang yang berani mengerja syahwat camwhoring dari semua segi dan rupa.

eh, what am i blabbing about? lol i dont understand myself.
oh well,
the site is blocked because of embarrassing things that have been posted of several government officials in the country.

anyway just click this proxy link to type the address and view gutterpost =D
ENJOY!

Easy Money?

I received a mail from this guy, saying he that he would need my help to make the transaction successful and in order not to get caught, he wants to transfer the money to my account and I have to transfer 60% to him and I will keep the 40%, some shit like that..

This is the screen shot of the mail.

I replied:

He replied:

What happen next? LOL

what a susah punya scam..

continue play along with him?

Month of June

Routine:

Monday - work (9am to 6pm), tv (8pm to 10.30pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Tuesday - work (9am to 6pm), tv (8pm to 10.30pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Wednesday - work (9am to 6pm), tv (8pm to 10.30pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Thursday - work (9am to 6pm), tv (8pm to 10.30pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Friday - work (9am to 6pm), tv (8pm to 10.30pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Saturday - work (11am to 9pm), mamak (11pm to 12pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Sunday - work (11am to 9pm), mamak (11pm to 12pm), texas hold em' (12am to 5 am)

Tell me about it =.=

Prize Winning Week

Last Saturday and Sunday was a hell of a weekend I never experienced. Fly fm organized a 24hours non stop gaming tournament in Cineleisure Damansara.
I was suprised when I registered myself in the morning; they are playing TEKKEN 5 DARK RESURRECTION!

sry its bit blur

My group of friends and I always playing it using PSP in Desaria(college's apartment) almost every day for the past 6 months. I was quite nervous at first because among my friends I played with, I'm one of the lousiest.

I played 1st round, won easily, 2 perfecto games.
i was using a character named Lili and no one uses it at first.
Basil went "ternganga" watching my 1st round match and he goes fury with his mic infront of his lips and speak out loud saying "HEY! WATCH OUT OF THIS GUY HERE! HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING! JASON SONG!"
I was like wtf and i said to him "HEY NOT ME!, I'M JONATHAN'S APPRENTICE"
He goes again "WATCH OUT FOR THIS 2 GUYS HERE!"
somethign like that lol.

1st round ended and we observed almost all players playing and no one is as good as our mates back in Desaria, especially the guy named Izzad aka Alwee.

ironicly, after the 1st round, alot of players is using Lili.. DARN, and all of them are freshies is this game, NOOBIES!

Jon and I was quite confident to win that grand prize rm10k cash, but too bad, I lost in the semi finals and Jon lost in the finals.

Wait, I've got explaination for my losing : the controller was cuckoo!~~~I pressed teh movement button, she attacks. I press the button X, she graples. I press the button O and X, power charged.
WTH... must be the wireless controller.

oh well, there are more stories through out the day but at least I won some goodies, RM125 cash, tgv tickets. etc...

Me . Hunny Madu

Me . Hafiz

Me. Jules

Me . Basil . Jon

Yesterday I was out with James for dinner at KFC (Tesco) and somehow Red fm booth is infront of the KFC restaurant. They were having some games going on there.
We did not even bother the booth and even complaint that they were noisy and so on.

We were eating halfway and they were playing some games where you have to guess the title and the artist of the song they played to win some stuff..

They started off with Enrique Iglasias - Do you know (the ping pong song). No one answered.. and I straight ran out of the restaurant to the booth....and answered of course.
My hand was still oily eating chicken, still holding on to the crispy skin.

I tought I can win some goodie stuff and ciao from there amd continue my chicken.. but they asked me to stay there and continue with some games, and I did.

Total of 5 contestants including me were suppose to continue name-the-song game and win some albums, goodies and BUFFET DINNER VOUCHER WORTH RM200 at RENAISSANCE HOTEL!

out of 5 songs played to me, I know all the song's name but I do not know 3 of the song's artist..
Thank god for James's apperance behind the crowd, signaling + hinting + etc helped me won the dinner ticket!

there's also a The Calling album inside the goodie but I passed it to Jon.

and, James and I signup for the lucky draw for RM10K cash prize at the same event.!

HOW MANY 10K'S COMPETITION WERE THERE IN A WEEK?

who is the lucky girl who wants to date me to this wonderful 5star hotel dinner? =)

buffet dinner for 2 =)))

Facts of Life

It's not the fault of the student if
he/she fails,
because a year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you
know
Sundays are for rest.
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Days left 313.
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2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather
is very hot
and difficult to study.
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Days left 263.
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3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
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Days left 141.
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4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for
health)
means 15 days.
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Days left 126.
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5. 2 hours daily for food & other
delicacies & chewing properly
swallowi ng) -
means 30days.
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Days left 96.
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6. 1 hour for talking
(human is a social animal) - means 15
days.
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Days left 81.
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7. Exam days - per year at least 35
days.
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Days left 46.
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8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival
(holiday s) - 40
days.
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Days left 6.
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9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
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Days left 3.
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10. Movies and functions- at least 2
days.
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1 day left.
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11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that
day?!?!?!?!? !?!

Balance =0
'How can a student pass ?????'

Priscilia

Today is the day where my Priscilia passed away

I was still happily fondling it in the morning
Whispering to her
Play her buttons
And keeping holding her comfortably by my side
but
When i enter the classroom just
She passed out, and died
No breath
I tried to "wake" her up
Slapping her
Throwing her to the ground
Free falling
THREE TIMES!
Her skirt tore
Her bra came off
Her granny panties fell off
and
Her nipples drop
but
There is still no breath

oh well

I guess all I can do is
Assemble back the fallen parts and glue back her nipples.
and say
Sayonara Pris
=(

Full-time Labour

Full time labour for the past week till now, hope it pays off..
demi Design 101 yg kian membosankan
=.=

Cheer Up!

When you need a kleenex

To wipe your tears

I have one

When you need

A hand to hold

I have one

When you need an ear

To listen to you

I have one

When you need a

Great big hug

I have one

When you need a friend

For anything

You have one

yet

I've lived through your pains

And I'm sure you can survive it too

为什么 ??????

为什么 ??????

means

WHYY?????
in chinese

i dont know why fabesaa had to take the retard photo of us, instead there is another nicer picture of us in facebook
*the author said that he got it from fb*

WHY THIS RETARD ONE!

well I wont say this pic is perfect,
BUT DEFINATELY IS BETTER TO BE POSTED PUBLIC!!!!

I'm so damn sure the author post the other pic on purpose..
Damn!

The Bing Bing

My Baby.. well, some people call her Dimmy, started bing bing today

bing bing.. i wonder what that is?

I learnt that word from this big butt-ed girl named Cynthea Louis
bing-bing = period = time of the month = PMS

p/s: hey Cyn, yr name is posted here now.. gonna be famous to anyone who reads this lol

when ever she flickers and swaggss her butt, there goes the white-tiled floor

=.=

Baby Dimmy

Irony of Gutteruncensored

What happened to gutteruncensored now?

It was up already, but now closed down again?
Malaysian is full of s**t

Sorry to say I'm a Malaysian too but I'm not satisfied with the way they run things

and also how the police officers wears "Saya Anti Rasuah" tag, pinned on their uniform


but actually it was photoshop edited
It's before was "SAYA NANTI RASUAH"


I might have pictures and videos taken by myself, police officers wearing the HUGE anti-rasuah tag receiving bribe from the car driver(inside his car), slitting in few pieces of RM10 notes into the officers logbook.
saying "lain kali jangan buat lagi yeah"
it means "don't do it again, yeah"
wth is the "yeah" for, in a soft mensturasing, orgasmic manner =.=

guess that's their favourite line to show how "caring" they are
but I'm lazy to browse though my files
kantoi
lawl?

THAT is just one of the
owh, gutteruncensored is up again
right when I was about to end this post, it's viewable again
long-live-the gutter
=D

Mother of All Buffalo Whore Clan Strikes

I just saw that my blog's url was mentioned in lowyat's forum.

by this "happy4ever" smoochoom GIGANTIC BUFFALO MOMO LALA-FIED WHORE.
"am i cute? Kiss me, Pout me."

She says that I will be in ISA soon and i will

Who da hell is this MOMO anyway??

Dear MOMO,
before you crictic about someone's post, i suggest you to look into the mirror and tell yourself what you see.
Write it down in your diary or something,
Snap a picture or camwhore for ONLY ONE PHOTO,
Publish it in the internet,
and
ask for public rating

LEVEL E+ WHORE!

you should educate yourself or attend classes for "Society and Culture 101" somewhere or anywhere by Chow Kit Street


well,
TOO-SHAY!

thanks to "delon85" and "bilabong" from lowyat forum to shut this MOMO up her fanny

delon85, bilabong.. continue support gutter all the way
=D

Gong Li and Her Camel(toe)

Watch this

This gay bastard thinks that he is so bimbotic, qualified to sing this song dedicating it to Gong Li and her Camel